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Funny VBScript Trick: What Sex Is Your Windows Computer?

Your Windows computer can be either a male or female. To find that out, just create a simple VBScript with one line of code that calling Microsoft Speech API function, SAPI.SpVoice, to hear its voice from text-to-speech (TTS) engine.

I learned this from Facebook and for those who are interested, give 20 seconds to this audible screencast:

Now, turn the speaker volume to louder and do it yourself, by following the visual guide or these written instructions:

1) Open Notepad and type this (or copy and paste):
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "I like WalkerNews.net"

2) Press CTRL+S (or File menu then Save As), change the “Save As Type” from Text documents (*.txt) to All files (*.*).

3) In the File name text box, type a file name ended with .vbs file extension – this is to ask Notepad to save it as a VBScript file.

4) Double click the VBS file and you should hear voice from the computer – by then you will know the sex of your Windows computer.

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