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Google Tisp Broadband And Gmail Paper For Free

Google Inc surprisingly introduce two awesome services of the year 2007 on 1st of April, which they name it as Google Tisp and Gmail Paper respectively!

Google Tisp is dubbed as most advanced, free of charge wireless broadband package!

Google Tisp is a most innovative, free-of-charge, awesome wireless broadband package that announced on April Fool day.
Google Tisp broadband connecting commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.

According to Google Tisp Intro, Google TiSP delivers a 10x higher flow rate than basic DSL broadband connection.

And, Google Tisp is absolutely FREE OF CHARGE – No more paying hundreds of dollars a year for Internet service that doesn’t even necessarily extend to your bathroom!

Also, your FREE TiSP service includes a Google Toolbar-based analysis of your dietary habits and genetic predispositions, along with recommendations for healthier living.

How can Google offer this service for free?
Google Inc believes that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access!

To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, Google Inc use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward.

Wow! Isn’t really fictionally, unbelievable, awesome, advanced technology? Keep on reading the Gmail Paper, you might even amazed.

Gmail Paper is yet another awesome, free-of-charge snail mail service for your Gmail email. The pictures attachments are printed on high quality, high-quality, glossy photo paper, and secured to your Gmail Paper with a paper clip

Gmail Paper is even attractive snail mail service that offer at zero cost by Google Inc!

Google Inc Gmail will sending hardcopy, fine-printing of your Gmail email directly to your doorstep.

And, for those those email with picture attachments, Google Inc Gmail will print them on a high-quality, glossy photo paper, and secured to your Gmail Paper with a paper clip.

In addition, there are no limits of your hardcopy request – You can get Google Inc Gmail to print one, one thousand, or one hundred thousand of your emails. It’s whatever seems reasonable to you.

Why Gmail Paper is FREE OF CHARGE again?

According to Gmail Paper Intro, the cost of postage is offset with the help of relevant, targeted, unobtrusive advertisements, which will appear on the back of your Gmail Paper prints in red, bold, 36 pt Helvetica.

No pop-ups, no flashy animations – these are physically impossible in the paper medium!

Ohhhh! How could Google Inc so innovative? Are Google Tisp and Gmail Paper only make available in USA or applicable to the rest of countries around the world?

Hahaha! I think not even Yankees will get them for this time being. Perhaps somewhere in 2049!

This is just an April Fool joke “designed” by Google Inc!

Happy belated April Fool!


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